alltheangst:

jackbassam:

When I have the sex talk with my kids I’m just going to tell them to follow the basic rule

“If your age is on the clock, you’re too young for the cock”

yeah, and when my kid turns thirteen imma go,

Sit back down, I was talking about military time.

(Source: laucontent)


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  • teacher: c'mon guys! you did this in 3rd grade!
  • student: i don't even remember what i had for dinner last night you fucking whore


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